The Fury Clock

cover of The Fury ClockMy newest book, The Fury Clock, just went live! If you enjoy humorous fantasy (or if you enjoy humor OR fantasy), please get yourself a copy at Amazon or Barnes & Noble (hasn’t gone live there yet…come on, B&N; speed your bytes up). Spread the word!

Malix Shandy, the best-looking scoundrel in the kingdom, sets off on a hopeless quest to find the dreaded Fury Clock. If he doesn’t find it in seven days, he’ll suffer a fate worse than death. Teamed up with a fairly enormous ogre and a psychotic dwarf, Shandy starts to think maybe death would be restful after a week in such company.

Brimming with romance, exciting elves in tight pants, dirty farmboys out to save the world, and tasty roast boar, The Fury Clock will tick-tock your universe into goat-flavored, literary utopia. After all, it isn’t every day you discover the shocking truth about gnomes, dragon eggs or Instant Boots.

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