New Humorous Fantasy Book

The new humorous fantasy book is almost ready to publish. That is… as soon as the artistic combat between myself and the cover is concluded, I will publish. However, I’m not sure who is winning the battle at this point. Here’s a truncated look at the current version, minus the lettering and a big portion of the image. This should be enough to give you an idea of the stylistic feel of the story: light-hearted, humorous fantasy, leaning heavily on the farm boy trope.

I’m determined to get this one published before the end of the month. As long as the rest of life doesn’t intrude too aggressively: family, church, job, water policy, satellite crashing to Earth, etc.

In the Meantime, Here’s Some Music

In other creative fronts, I’ve been reproducing a lot of my old songs via my Inflatable Hippies alter-ego band. I have way too much fun doing this. I think I first started writing music when I was around twelve or thirteen, and I’ve always been engaged in that to varying degrees ever since. You’ll have to pry my guitar from my cold hands before you put me in the grave.

Mary is about soldiers going to war and not coming home. That was my grandfather in my family during WWII, but it’s a common experience to many. Sad theme, but definitely worth exploring in any creative medium. I’ve always been fascinated by WWII and Cold War history. Music is a quick way to integrate that creatively. That said, I have several book projects I’m chipping away on that use WWII/Cold War as a context. Part of my list of about thirty books I need to write…

Charlie’s Road is about someone trying to find meaning in life and not understanding that you can always find that right at home. Right where you are, of course. I wrote this one from the perspective of a love story, but also managed to work in an Ozymandia allusion for the Percy Shelley afficionados–I love that poem and have worked it into quite a few different things I’ve written.

Anticipation of Impact is an old song about the lie we tell ourselves, that we’re in control of our lives. We’re mostly not. If I remember correctly, I wrote this after being in a car accident. For days and months afterward, I would have sudden moments where I thought something was about to collide with me. My mind would freeze up in anticipation of the impact.

Life Has Come Undone is more deliberation on that same theme–the lack of control we have in life, combined with the persistent sense of not being able to find our way home, even when at home. I don’t know about you, but that odd sense of homesickness is something that’s persisted through my life, regardless of a happy home life here in Planet California. I suppose it’s because of the innate longing we all have (at least, I hope you all have it) for heaven. That’s the only explanation that makes sense to me.

I’m Off to Punk Rock Land

Those are the new ones for now. Recently, however, I’ve started writing songs veering off into punk rock. It’s a fun, energetic style (and no, I’m not growing a mohawk) and I love the inherent protest feel it has. Plenty of things to protest these days. Such as the horrifying abuse issue in the UK recently highlighted by Rupert Lowe’s report. 250,000 Girls is the song I wrote for that.

Our dinner table, last night, was the scene of a lively discussion about UFOs.

The current term used is UAP–Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena–but I prefer the term UFO, as UAP makes me think of the upper peninsula of Michigan, rather than mysterious objects in the sky.

At any rate, I bet a large number of people these days are talking about UFOs due to the information recently released by the Department of War (one collection of documents on May 8, and a second collection on May 22). The DoW further stated that they will release more information in the future as “they are discovered and declassified, with tranches posted every few weeks.” I wonder if a lot of the conversations are similar to the one at our dinner table?

Our conversation, conducted by three sons and two parents over a dinner of spaghetti and salad which yours truly made, centered on what the possible explanations are for the UFOs. Fairly standard question, I would imagine.

Philosophical Boundaries?

If you set aside all philosophical preconceptions of the entire gamut, from atheism to various forms of spirituality, there are only four possible answers to the question: unexplained natural/weather phenomena, secret human/government technology, extra-terrestrials, spiritual activity. I might be missing an additional potential answer but I can’t think of anything else.

We didn’t spend any time on options 1 and 2. You could build a case for drone-pranks as part of option 2, but that answer doesn’t work too well with some of the sightings over mid-ocean by naval aviators, etc.

Instead, we focused on options 3 and 4. The argument careened into ad hominems from time to time, but it basically revolved around whether or not the behavior of the UFOs broke the laws of physics in any way (such as lack of observable friction), whether or not this simply means human understanding of physics still has a long way to go, and whether or not spiritual activity would have any reason to mess about creating UFO behavior.

In terms of spiritual activity, most of our conversation–which really had turned into a raging argument about halfway through–assumed malicious spiritual activity. Demons.

Mayans, Aztecs and…

One of the more interesting perspectives on the demons-as-UFOs argument is the parallel between sky activity now and sky activity back during the time of the Aztecs and Mayans. The Mayans, for example, had several sky gods they revered, such as Itzamna and Kukulcan. These gods were nasty pieces of work for the most part, despite the occasional good they were supposedly responsible for (such as Itzamna teaching people how to farm). The descriptions of human sacrifice common to both those civilizations are extremely unsettling. Not exactly the church you want down the street.

If I put on my story hat, it’s pretty easy to see a narrative of some dark god playing a long game. Get the natives running around several thousands of years ago, and then come back in the modern era and see about resurrecting the same behavior.

On the extra-terrestrial side of the equation, we can argue that human knowledge is quite limited, the universe is quite large, and it’s certainly presumptuous to think homo sapiens of Earth are the only sentient beings in the multi-galactic neighborhood.

Enter the Steven

In a timely fashion, Steven Spielberg is about to release a UFO conspiracy thriller movie called Disclosure Day. A rather fitting production for the same director of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The two films almost serve as book-ends for his career. I’m not entirely certain, but it sounds like Spielberg’s new film will contain the theme of Concept Normalization (I think I just made that term up): that is, how do you introduce an extraordinary concept to a society in a way that does not alarm the general populace?

Angels, demons, extra-terrestrials… whatever the source of UFOs is, they all intersect with Concept Normalization. Or Mainstreaming Madness. Frog-in-Boiling-Pot. Or whatever you want to call it.

Regardless of the answer, I think we still have some interesting things to learn. I’m pretty convinced the answer is not Leroy and his buddies stringing Christmas lights on drones and then flying them around at night.

The Places We Know

The Places We Know is a song I wrote about six or seven years ago as part of my Inflatable Hippies project. It’s somewhat about mortality, a little bit about fate and free will, a bit about where we end up in life. Or after life. Plus a tiny reference to Philip Jose Farmer and John Donne. But, really more Donne than Farmer.

Anyway, I started running some of my songs through Suno AI. Yes, I’ve gone over to the dark side with my music. Using Suno is kind of like hiring a bunch of studio musicians to re-record the various parts of your song. Some people use Suno to write songs for them from scratch–lyrics and music.

That’s a bridge too far for me.

I upload songs that I’ve written and recorded: lyrics, various instruments, structure, melodies and harmonies, etc. And then I tell Suno to recreate the song as is. Which it then does. Yeah, it’s not me recording each part like I do with the starting version of the song, but it faithfully recreates each part according to my original.

I’m not that great of a musician, and not that good in the studio, so I’m definitely okay with the AI assist. Plus, it’s a lot of fun.

Sanderson and Apple

Interesting to see that Brandon Sanderson and Apple have signed a deal to bring some of his works to screen. It’s even more interesting to see that Sanderson has secured the right to control the process, from writing scripts, controlling creative approvals, casting, etc. That’s a relief, as Hollywood is incredibly adept at ruining book adaptations.

Sanderson is probably one of the few authors alive on the planet with the power to get that kind of deal. I suppose JK Rowling is also in that tiny demographic, along with… that’s about it.

Mistborn and the rest of the Cosmere books are unique, creative stories. Sanderson, whether you like his writing or not, has a very distinct vision; it’s a very comprehensive vision, given the complexity and integration of his stories within the massive framework of the Cosmere world he’s created. I enjoy his writing quite a lot, though I had some trouble getting through the Stormlight Archives.

The thought of turning that body of work over to the shiny suits in Hollywood-land is disturbing. I’m still shuddering over what Amazon did to Tolkien’s legacy with their Rings of Power series (I began shuddering over a year ago). Though, to be fair, my teenage boys enjoy the series and have watched it at least three times now. They claim it stays faithful to Tolkien, which means we have recurring arguments about this every now and then (I think I always win the arguments, but the boys think they always win–my wife stays out of the fray).

Another fantasy coming to screen is Brandon Mull’s Fablehaven. Angel Studios secured that property and apparently is in pre-production. My middle son loves this series–so, for his sake, please don’t mess it up, Angel Studios.

Free science fiction and fantasy in February

Another collection of free ebooks in science fiction and fantasy, including my Fury Clock. Please take a look and see if there’s anything that strikes your interest.

Etymology or linguistics? Specifically, which branch of science (if is actually is a science) governs the study of linguistic expressions? Off the top of my head, I guess it’s not etymology, as that’s the study of individual words–origin, evolution, meanings, etc–as opposed to the study of phrases. I think.

So I guess that means linguistics. Though, I’m probably missing some other obscure branch of language study that isn’t linguistics.

Regardless! My apologies for being pedantic, but a question just “struck” me. Why do we use the phrase “strikes your interest” as opposed to “hits your interest” or “taps your interest” etc etc. Why the verb strike?

Sorry. That question appeared out of the blue. As if it was the tip of an arrow that some Grecian language-Cupid fired away at me for sudden and no reason at all.

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