It has come to my attention that a lot of people are desperate to learn about the Peloponnesian War. Well, weep no longer. I just spent two hours of my time in a concerted effort to rectify that lack. Here is the Peloponnesian War set to music and ready to embed itself in your subconscious. From this day forward, when Flommers at the office singles you out during a tense marketing presentation and asks you if you have anything to say about the Peloponnesian War, you’ll be able to suavely drawl, “Why, yes, Flommers. I do. Sharpen your pencil and get ready to take notes.”
This sort of thing will greatly impress your boss and will probably result in a large Christmas bonus.